These statistics are all for short stories, poems, or contest entries. Book reviews are not included.
- Sales in March: 0
- Rejections in March:Â 0
- Submissions sent out in March:Â 0
- Total stories/poems/contests pending responses:Â 2
Normally I would say no news is good news… but the contest I sent my poems to has a reading of the winners in the middle of April. I would think they would give at least two weeks notice for the winners to make arrangements to attend. These won’t be officially considered rejections until the date passes.
April Fool’s Day is not one of my favorite holidays. I think I’m just too serious in my nature to truly enjoy it. When I tried to recall pranks my brothers did, I couldn’t remember any. Maybe my entire family is serious!Â
So here’s an April Fool’s Day prank for you… I won the lottery, am moving to England, and one of my unpublished books has been optioned for a movie starring Johnny Depp and Franka Potente. It starts filming next week. 